(After finding remains of a gummy bear, I sparked this story. Enjoy!)
Earlier today, dozens of gummy bears gathered to mourn the losses of yesterday's "snack attack". Remains of one green bear, found just minutes ago, was given a proper funeral, which was also used as an opportunity to bid farewell to other victims as well.
One family gives their eyewitness account of what happened:
Father: She just reached in, picked us off one by one!
Mother: She's a murderer!
The Pastor at the funeral also gave a word:
Pastor: You better hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband too cause she be eating everybody out there!
Scientist have been hard at work to figure out who could have done such a deed. This is not what they were expecting to find:
Along with this shocking status (and comments), scientist also managed to retrieve this video recording of her in the act:
Scientist share their thoughts:
Scientists: We were all devastated by how highly "liked" her post was! This "Jamie" and all her friends are in for a very big surprise!
We still wait to hear on their plans for events, but we'll keep you covered. Until next time, this is Yummy News, over and out.
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